Earlier this year Laserstation, Braehead had a surprise visitor from a
galaxy far, far away. where upon a full and
detailed inspection of this top secret facility was carried out.

Which you'll be pleased to hear went very well and we past with flying
colours, we met with all of the strict criteria as laid down by Star Command
especially the requirements that relate to training facilities designed for
the development of carbon based life forms and as such we now have a 5 star
rating. So now you can be sure when we say "to serve and protect the galaxy"
we really mean it.

So now is the time to do your duty, report to Lasersation, Braehead
immediately, and remember "Your Galaxy needs you!"